Postie summoned the Rejects to his shed to fight a fictional War of the Roses engagement, the Battle of Swanage Bay.
The context for the game was that, after the Battle of Barnet, Margaret of Anjou returned with an army and treasure to assist the Lancastrian cause. Storms had driven her fleet to land on the peninsular at Swanage Bay. King Edward, aware of Margaret's arrival rushed to "greet" her.
Lee and Surjit commanded the Lancastrians. Colin commanded the bulk of the Yorkist troops while I led the Yorkist left against the town.
This would turn into a game dominated by exception (extraordinary!) dice rolling.
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| Surjit's battle defending the town. |
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| Colin's two battles ready to drive Margaret back into the sea. |
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| Two Lancastrian battles disembarking. These were controlled by Lee. |
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| The left of Edward's (Colin) troops. The plan was to expose the gap between the town and the Lancastrian troops by the ships and force them apart. |
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| Hastings' (me) battle facing the town. |
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| This is going to be a tough nut to crack. Archers behind hard cover defending the town. |
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| Hastings' troops start their slow advance. The defending archers shoot with deadly effect against my longbowmen. |
... and so the exceptional dice rolling begins.
First, despite the Yorkists having an edge on initiative, the Lancastrians gain it to move and shoot first.
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| As Edward's men began their slow trudge across the field. The Lancastrian obtained the hills and rained arrows down on the Yorkists. |
Second, Completely defying all rules of probability. The Lancastrian archery wiped out about a third of the Yorkist bowmen before they could reply. In these rules, if you move first you shoot first. Then the return shooting is based on what you have left to shoot with. In response, the Yorkist longbows could barely scratch a barn door.
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| Hastings continues his advance. The defenders' missile fire cripples a retinue bow unit. |
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| Further down the field, Edward's men are dropping like flies. |
Third. Yet another chance distribution curve defying moment. Edward's troop can't move without being mown down. Causing Colin to have to make his first of a number of Battle morale checks.
So devastating and targeted was the missile fire from the Lancastrians that one of Edward's battles had to take another morale test and failed. This led to a rout off the table...
... Game over. A great and emphatic Lancastrian victory.
After thoughts
Well played by all involved. Games of this period never permit tactical finesse and manoeuvring. In that sense, nobody played a good or bad game. The table was lovely to look at and the figures gorgeous.
Well played by all involved. Games of this period never permit tactical finesse and manoeuvring. In that sense, nobody played a good or bad game. The table was lovely to look at and the figures gorgeous.
Lee's dice rolling was phenomenal. He was scoring hits in numbers that was incredible and utterly unbelievable unless you saw it with your own eyes. It would be true to say that such extraordinary dice rolling made it impossible to play against Lee. It made the game almost unplayable for anyone opposite Lee. Kudos to Lee.
We actually started playing the game at about 10.30am. It was over by 1.00pm! Probably the quickest game that I've ever played in the shed!
On the plus side, it meant that we enjoyed a pleasant, chatty and leisurely lunch.
For a fuller report, have a look at Lee's blog when he posts it.
The figures were all 28mm and the rules were Stuart's own.














No Ray or Steve? This really is a handsome table, Richard. Too bad about the lopsided result. Did Lee apologize? Lee has been on a tear with the dice of late. I would not want to face him either.
ReplyDeleteAfraid nit Jon. I was looking after the bloody dog....again!
DeleteStuart always sets out a good looking table. Lee was unplayable. I might as well have brought some painting to do.
DeleteGreat looking table and miniatures, super collection. An enjoyable battle report although a rather one sided one!
ReplyDeleteThanks Donnie. Very one sided, but a good day.
DeleteSplendid - the dice bias this time around will hopefully make you want to get the scenario back to the table at a future point for likely a more ‘evens’ game.
ReplyDeleteAlas, Stuart had probably cleared the table already.
DeleteGutted I missed another game. Think I want to he on Lee's side. Great pics, Richard.
ReplyDeleteDon't we all, Ray.
DeleteI was wondering how long it was going to last once Lee's superior dice rolling kicked in. I suffered the same fate in my last game where I lost about a dozen fifty-fifty stand-offs and it was over within two hours. Some days there is nothing you can do.
ReplyDeleteIt was impossible to play against those dice. No rules could stand up to that level of chance.
DeleteLovely looking game sir!
ReplyDeleteIt certainly was, Michal. I'll pass that on to Stuart.
DeleteGreat looking game and sometimes if your opponents dice are rolling hot, there is little you can do
ReplyDeleteCheers, Neil.
DeleteWhat a great looking game there Richard:)! When I saw the title I couldn't but help remember Summer hols there in the 1970's, with a belt of seaweed to be negotiated before a swim, and and old WWII minefield fenced off at the back of the beach and dunes.
ReplyDeleteWith Lee's dice, even a minefield wouldn't have stopped him getting a win.
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